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...was inspired when we spotted the title of a biography of the Queen Mother: My Darling Buffy: the Early Life of the Queen Mother in a remaindered bookshop on Charing Cross Road.

Did the Queen Mother really live her early years in California, fighting vampires and demons? What deep dark occult secrets do the Royal Family hide? Is there something evil lurking under the new monuments on Constitution Hill? Did the artificial hip help aid or hinder her slaying? Who is the Slayer now that Buffy is dead? Or are Prince Charles and the rest of the Scooby Royals now working dark magics to see the return of Buffy from the grave?

We can only speculate...

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tamaranth
Apr. 29th, 2002 04:56 am (UTC)
Yes: too numerous to list here: yes: both: there is no longer only one: of course.

In no particular order, obviously
green_amber
Apr. 29th, 2002 07:11 am (UTC)
No, no, obviously Chuck et al worked their dark magics to raise Our Own Buffy from the grave *some time ago*: her survival this long on gin and curtseys has clearly defied modern medicine. Now Undead QM can stalk the underworld by day and night untrammeled by the demands of national hunt races and going to the dogs..

Connie

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green_amber
Apr. 29th, 2002 08:19 am (UTC)
No, no, obviously Chuck et al worked their dark magics to raise Our Very Own Buffy from the grave *some time ago*: her survival this long on gin and curtseys alone has clearly defied modern medicine. Now Undead QM can stalk the underworld by day and night untrammeled by the demands of national hunt races and going to the dogs..

Connie

Next: Fergie: were-mum or wannabe?
green_amber
Apr. 29th, 2002 08:20 am (UTC)
oops sorry, didn't mean to do that..
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