Oddly enough, I've already given that some thought. The projected memoir fizzled out, but the title was "A Life in the Bit-stream".

At least you did not misdirect an email to your freeholder that was intended for your SO that said, "Do you think that we should tell him we are moving soon?" (yes, yes I did.) or send one to a client intending to send it to you boss saying that said client was a barefaced liar (yes, yes he did.)! ;-p

A Marina Miscellany--having nothing to do with offspring, mind you!