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Extract from Plato's The Banana Republic.Socrates and Glaucon are discovered in the Facebook group called'Philosophy is the new iPod'. Socrates has created a new thread.
SOCRATES has 6 friends in the network Philosophers.
SOCRATES:I thought I would kick off a new one on the nature of human companionship. 'Be slow to fall into friendship; but when you are in,continue firm and constant' as a great man once said. Oh yes, I did.
GLAUCON: Nice one, Socco. Talking of friendship, I hear that Catherine Tate is all set to return to the Tardis to reprise the role of Donna. My heart is sore.
SOCRATES: And how does this bear on the nature of friendship?
GLAUCON: My reasoning is thus.
In the first place, Donna's grating voice and her sarf London accent– apparently a prerequisite to getting hold of a Tardis key these days,by the way, no matter how many hearts you possess – offends my ear,even so that my enjoyment of The Mill's special effects is disturbed.
In the second place, this seems to be a continuation of Russell T Davies celebrity obsession, which is running wildly out of hand. Tate, Kylie, that actor off of 'Life on Mars'. What will he do next?Reintroduce Bonnie Langford?