Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In June, I recruited mistersleepless as a new cultist (30 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon flyingsauce (65 points). When the stars were right, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In May, I sacrificed marypcb to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-315 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant, sbisson
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