Well, it already does!
While domestic cats are a common feature of many computing environments, IT review sites have proven oddly unwilling to investigate this popular computer room accessory.So kittens rule.
Clearly, and despite competing opinions, a kitten is substantially preferable to a puppy. It's also, incidentally, obvious that a new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby.
In their favour, babies can be made at home and offer superior resale value.
The kitten, however, is obviously the better option.