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Spot the film

This is the English blab on the back of a DVD I just received in the post. I have not changed the spelling, phrasing or grammar in any way...

A No-Prize to the person who correctly identifies the (relatively famous) film:
The Earth suffers ofter broken it seriously. Big part of places quict big locust pest with bigness poison the sea weed take by possession by force Spread at Dead Sea the edge's each city. The war is continuously in the there. The Vauey of the wind is protected by the sea breeze. People live the simpeicity and the happy. Castellan has a youngger daughter named Mulan. At very dangerous of time, the help that she is got the locust pest obstructed the war. Can people exterminate the crisis at last?
sorry tanais, but I think you're disqualified here, as I'm pretty sure you have the same version of the DVD in question!

Comments

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swisstone
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:23 am (UTC)
Mulan?
sbisson
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:24 am (UTC)
No! That would be too much of a give away...
shadesong
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:38 am (UTC)
Is it Nausicaa?
sbisson
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:40 am (UTC)
It is! Hong Kong pirate copy of the Japanese disk...
shadesong
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:43 am (UTC)
I win!
the_magician
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:47 am (UTC)
Cheat!
You've probably seen the film!!

:-)
shadesong
Jan. 12th, 2005 09:53 am (UTC)
Re: Cheat!
Well, yeah - but about ten years ago...
andrewducker
Jan. 12th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC)
I recognised it from the "Valley of the Wind" bit.

I haven't seen it, but I've heard it's great!
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marypcb
Jan. 13th, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)
Re: I bought a Pirate? Oh Dear....
I read that as multireindeergod!
daveon
Jan. 13th, 2005 02:52 am (UTC)
A friend leant us a pirate copy of Pirates of the Carribean with Far Eastern English subtitles. They were great.

The name "Will" was always translated as having been part of a verb form and not a noun.

Lines like "Think again! Mr X" came out as "Repeat!"

It was classic.
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