Simon Bisson (sbisson) wrote,
Simon Bisson

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What I got...

From nearly_everybody...

You have SARS

How you get it: Contact with highly contagious airborne virus. Lock-down quarantine is common once a case is diagnosed.
Incubation period: 2 to 7 days
Early symptoms: Headache, chills, stiffness
Symptoms at full disease onset: High fever, shortness of breath, dry cough.
Final outcome of this horrible disease: Those early breathing difficulties progress into pneumonia and, in the end, you'll slip into a coma and die rather abruptly of acute respiratory failure while your grief stricken family watches tearfully from outside your plastic bubble.

There is nothing you can do now but wait for death to arrive and hope it comes quickly. Make your peace.

get your own Internet diagnosis

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