"Ah, cats, they wake you up at 4.30 in the morning"
"Cats shed white on black, and black on white - it's a fact"
"Did you know hairballs explode on contact with water?"
"That cute kitten? Did you sign the maintenance contract?"
"Upgrade a cat? Fat chance!"
Hmm. Not so much FUD as the truth of living with a pride of the beasts....