December 3rd, 2016

My tweets

  • Fri, 13:34: A bald ram is trapped in a field by angry german shepherds. He must save all the lambs. It's Christmas. Die Herd.
  • Fri, 14:45: A loud squawk from the garden, a flash of green: two parrots heading out over the railway cuttings, followed by a pigeon. New combatants?
  • Fri, 17:03: I almost like the "alt-write" joke that was going round, but then I realised it was intended to make actual neo-Nazis less scary. Nope.
  • Fri, 19:00: RT @JolyonMaugham: As you tootle off for your weekends, spare a thought for the lawyers preparing for the Supreme Court. Their bundles are…
  • Fri, 22:50: Recent Reads: Nobody's Perfect. Westlake's Dortmunder bungles another caper. Stolen paintings and drunken Scots; nothing ever goes right.