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nojay
31 Mar 2021, 22:29
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That reminded me of the blind sky-diver joke.

"...and just before I hit the ground I bring my legs together, knees bent and then I roll onto my hip to take up the shock."

"But you're blind, how do…
ffutures
8 Jul 2020, 14:24
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Smol Parrot obviously doesn't hang out with the parakeets in Kensington Gardens, who will mug anyone who looks like they might possibly be carrying food.
nojay
23 May 2020, 13:57
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If the people videoing that re-entry were in the Portland area of Australia on the south coast then I expect the upper stage was heading for the common splash-down zone in the mid-Pacific used by…
nojay
31 Mar 2020, 13:51
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What that place needs is some geese to drive the goats away.

What could go... HONK!
nojay
26 Mar 2020, 14:35
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if the paint on the windows of the Weatherspoons pint-and-puke emporium was on the outside or the inside.