April 29th, 2002

The strange secret history of the Royal Family's secret vampire slayings...

...was inspired when we spotted the title of a biography of the Queen Mother: My Darling Buffy: the Early Life of the Queen Mother in a remaindered bookshop on Charing Cross Road.

Did the Queen Mother really live her early years in California, fighting vampires and demons? What deep dark occult secrets do the Royal Family hide? Is there something evil lurking under the new monuments on Constitution Hill? Did the artificial hip help aid or hinder her slaying? Who is the Slayer now that Buffy is dead? Or are Prince Charles and the rest of the Scooby Royals now working dark magics to see the return of Buffy from the grave?

We can only speculate...
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