"There are 2 people with the name Simon Bisson. You are rarer than a wombats wing nut."
"There are 551 people with the name Bisson. You are like a rare bird, Lost and pecking at nuts."
What do the authors of YourNotMe have about nuts? Alongside their lousy grammar...
(updated to note that they know about the grammar already, and possibly may well have a sense of humour: "Because it's Grammatically Incorrect")
Amusing link provided by ramtops